i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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