This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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