Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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