I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
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