1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
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