But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
That's how pantless uber rides happen
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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