Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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