your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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