Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
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