How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
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