Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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