Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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