Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
Randomize
