I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Yo dont text me then not text me
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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