Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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