You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
