We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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