id be glad to
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
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