my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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