Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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