We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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