so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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