There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Everyone says I win the strip club
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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