my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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