So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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