operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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