Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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