i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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