god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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