his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Every concussion has its silver lining
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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