absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
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