Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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