i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
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