I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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