i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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