so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
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