I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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