I must be too annoying 4 u.
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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