i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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