2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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