I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
Randomize
