my phone cant type all the emotion im having
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
i think im in europe. pls send help
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
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