That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
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