We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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