I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
it was like eating out sand paper
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
I got her a Nickelback box set.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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