The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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