just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
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