But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
it was like eating out sand paper
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Less talking, more tequila
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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