who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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