Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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