i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Randomize
